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stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

(Source: notintheloop, via pizza)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

(via pizza)

"Meet me in the fucking pit"

- James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

(via festive-testicles)

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

lwordforever:

me about everything

(Source: maliahales, via tyleroakley)

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

(Source: impossiblebowties, via exzactly)

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

(via pizza)

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting